This guy is ill-mannered, has a foul mouth
and even looks down on women!
She's still a woman no matter how fierce
What's up with you? Are you not okay working with a woman?
Speaking of experience no one here can match mine
Including you!
Go back in and work another two hours for me
Sucker!
A professional bodyguard will rely on basic instinct and intuition
to decide if there's any danger
have some faith in yourself
Even if there's only 1% % chance of threatening my target's safety
I won't risk it and that's professional
Miss, thus is not a cab! Hey, it's you
Aren't you the fabulous madam? Recognize me?
Get going please
You left this lipstick in my car last night how careless of you
I've brought this back just for you
After you're done playing the field you'll know that I'm the most devoted
and dedicated type that you're after
If he insists on being with me and accepts everything about me?
Then I won't bother you ever again
Fa, well done!
You've stopped an asassination
Don't think the case has been resolved
now that we've lost all leads
it's going to be more dangerous
Whisky on the rocks Coming up
No use just looking, no target tonight?
Are you talking to me, miss?
Other than me talking to you is there anyone else here?
I've picked up some nice ones here want me to show you couple tricks?
Show me a couple tricks? Did I hear right, really
We're playing the same field, so what?
I don't mind those from the streets
There are 3 office ladies behind us Sweet!
Women? It all depends on whether you know how to sweet-talk them
Just make up a couple heart-wrenching unrequited love experiences
together with some sad and lost eye contact
to win their sympathy
then ask them to come home with you to listen to music
I don't think I have to teach you what comes next
Ben!
Sam, you're here, have a seat
Thank you
What do you want?
The same The same
Coming up
Hi, I'm Jack! Such a charming lady
I couldn't possibly forget seeing
your first time here?
Jackie, this is my girlfriend go elsewhere for your prey
Can I buy you a drink, pretty lady?
You'll have to ask my man first
No way
I've seen it all guys crave for pretty gals
but won't stay and brave the problems
I trust in my choice
Okay, I said I'd buy drinks and I would!
Since you've denied me of my pleasure
why don't I buy your man a drink instead?
Well, do you have the guts?
Wow, what the heck?
If you don't, what about you, pretty?
Okay, I've not met anyone as cocky as you
Okay, I just got to get you plastered Good!
Two meter, please
Are you ready?
Okay!
One minute, go!
Want to do me in, not so easy
Be careful Don't worry, I'm here
Hey, watch out
I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine
who can drink as much as I do
Hey, what are you doing? We're on the streets!
I'll hold it in, hold it in... for you
I'll hold it in
Hey, you damn gweilo What are you looking at?
You staring at my girlfriend? I'll stab your eyes, you see!
Dan! You know Chinese?
Don't make a scene! Chinese Kung-fu, you know?
Let's go You damn gweilo
Let it go That's insane
Let's go, okay, that's enough, let's go!
Go Go
Let's go, you see? Beautiful you know?
Hey, get up, we're on the streets!
Come on, don't sleep here, come on!
Hey! We're here, wake up!
Come on, hey, watch out Watch out for the cars.
Hey! Hey. Hey, which floor are you on?
Which floor, huh? Steady!
Captain?
So many hickies? Really
What hickies, you crashed into a wall
after you got pissed
Hey, when did you walk in? Before you did
Why didn't you say anything? I was concentrating
Really. Don't be so inconsiderate Come on, close the door. Lf you're going, geez
I really puked all over Sam's car?
Yeah, you were like Spiderman It came pouring out of your mouth
No way. Shoot. What else did I do?
Nothing special. Just peed in the lift
What? No way
Yeah, and you kept smooching our doorman too!
Our doorman, night shift? He's in his 60s? Shoot
Forget it Captain, the man said he won't press charges
Just forget it ever happened
Good thing you took me home And nobody saw us
Captain, you're not light. I couldn't possibly have brought you back all by myself
I knew the old man would help you
The old man was busy being kissed by you? How would he be able to push you away
let alone hold onto you?
So who brought me back with you?
It was your goddess... madam's quite strong
Madam? Ma... madam brought me back? Are you kidding?
Yeah!
She... she saw me... pee She did turn away
Saw me kiss the old man She did watch you
Damn... damn... I'm so over! Help
Let it go, Captain, think of it as a chance for Madam to get to know you better
and when you two finally become a couple it will be easier for you to get along
You moron, why didn't you stop me? It's over...
Vice President Lamayah and his bodyguard are still unable to confirm the schedule
for their remaining days in Hong Kong
We've already allocated more agents
As for room service, we have designated two people to be responsible for it
CIB has already confirmed this assassination was planned by
the opposing power from Tonle
We cannot rule out another attempt
The Secretary of Security has requested Mr. Lamayah to cancel his appearance
as the guest-of-honour of this year's International Dragon Boat Race
He has agreed to consider the option
but as long as he's still in Hong Kong we're still responsible for his safety
The problem is, Mr. Lamayah's bodyguard is very uncooperative and would only
notify us of the schedule at the very last minute
leaving us with no time to get ready!
I understand, and I know it's been tough regarding his security issues
But afterall, he's the head of his country
if anything should happen to him it's international, thus we can't slip up
Okay? Yes, Madam!
This is the forensic report on the assassin
See if it is of any use?
Mr. Lamayah is feeling unwell today and will stay in the hotel for now
When will he go out?
Don't know yet, will notify you when I do
The forensic report on the assassin is out
confirming the assassin had plastic surgery
and his prints have all been scratched
thus leaving us unable to check out the real identity of the assassin
Also, you always give me the rundown only at the very last minute, which makes
it very difficult for us to put our security procedures into place in time
I'll need Mr. Lamayah's rundown for today and tomorrow
Hey, where are you going?
Don't you dare think of losing me. I'll follow you until you give the rundown to me
If you want to follow me, be my guest! Go
I'm looking for Auntie Luk Which Auntie Luk?
She's lived here for over 20 years
20 years? I've only been here for 2 And there's no such person!
No way, mister
You're looking for Auntie Luk?
She moved to an elderly home 2 years ago
South Wall Road
Who is Auntie Luk?
Do you know where we can get wife cakes?
You want to buy wife cakes? Why didn't you say so? No need to get a cab
There's one just round the cornerjust now
All MTR stations have it, geez!
Auntie Luk... Auntie Luk!
She has Alzheimer's and won't recognize you
Why don't you have a chat with her I'll pick her up later
Thank you
Do you recognize me? Auntie Luk, I'm Wah
It's raining! Wah, Keung
Come back quickly
or you'll get all wet
Every time it rains, my arthritis worsens
Make sure you dry yourselves thoroughly Otherwise you'll be just like me
Keung, you're such a good boy
Always massaging my back for me
Auntie Luk, I'm Wah
This is so comfortable
Aunite Luk, I've specially brought you some of your favourite wife cakes
Have some when they're still warm
Have some
Are they good?
No, these are not wife cakes
Yes, they are wife cakes, Auntie Luk
No, wife cakes don't taste like that
Auntie Luk
Auntie Luks taste buds are still thriving you could still tell they're not wife cakes
Those are really plain Jiangxu cakes
Why don't you try this one It's the real wife cake
Well?
Yes... yes... this really is wife cake It tastes different
Thank you for helping me out
I only helped you because you seemed pretty nice to the old lady
So you have a brother?
Auntie Luk brought up the two of us
But I haven't seen my brother in ages
If you want to thank me Give me that rundown quickly
I don't have it, how can I give it to you?
What? But you're the head!
My boss likes to be spontaneous and changes everything at the snap of his fingers
Not that I don't want to cooperate
I just don't have the capacity to help
Why didn't you say so?
But I suggest your boss to skip the dragon boat race altogether
I don't advise him to take the risk either I'll try and talk him out of it
Your boss is so difficult
How do you expect me to react?
I get paid by him, I really shouldn't talk behind his back
That's the least I should do morally
Didn't you just talk behind his back?
Madam, have you noticed anything wrong with Yeung Sir lately?
Why do you ask?
I think there's something wrong with him
I think so too, I've heard that Yeung and Susan are having some problems
Yeung Sir has another woman? She must be the third party
Who says so? Where did you pick that up from Don't spread rumors!
Hi! Yeung Sir!
Where's your new boyfriend? He didn't even last for a week?
There's no need to be together every day
That's true, but how long can he last?
So long that you'll be disappointed
I'll wait and see... gotta go, good luck!
Oh... so you're the one
Anyone one can tell by that conversation, there's something going on between you two
Madam, are you the third party?
Do you think that's possible?
Yeung Sir is breaking up with his wife because of you?
There's no future being a mistress
I always say there are no responsibilities to be taken in the dating game
but never meddle with the married ones that's where the trouble is
I've already clarified everything with him
I can't do much if he persists
Didn't Yeung Sir say you have a new boyfriend?
I'm using that person to make him give up I'm not serious about him
How can you do that? That's using him
I tried that many times in the past
If Yeung Sir stops bugging you what's gonna happen to the guy?
Dispose of him accordingly there's no way he's reusable
Have you considered his feelings? He'll be so hurt
You can't worry too much it's just unfortunate for him
Really, I do regret it a bit but I've already done it
and there's nothing I can do now
However you put it, madam I still think you've gone overboard
I know, and that silly boy thinks it's real
but we've already gone too far to stop
and Joe won't give up on me otherwise!
Yes, yes! If you lie, you'll have to see it through otherwise Yeung Sir
will still try hard to win you over!
Don't be a bad influence to Madam
I don't think I can be a bad influence to Madam
Can you be more sympathetic?
Madam, I support you this time! It's always the men's own fault
That's so embarrassing, oh my gosh
Me too, should we meet up tonight?
Captain... captain... is watching I have to go, bye
let's eat, eat
What took you so long! Why the secrecy who was that on the phone?
One of the clients I still have to meet him afterwards
You're that busy? Sort of
This is so mushy, how can I eat this?
Sweet corn and diced pork rice is like this it can't possibly be like a glob
It's exactly a corn and diced pork glob!
I'm so damned even my food reflects it
By the way, haven't seen that madam lately?
Wasn't it embarrassing enough last time? I don't have the guts to see her again
Not really, maybe she didn't mind?
No way! I'm smart and I'll stay low
What's up? Don't move
Hey, it's Madam!
She's getting out. Captain!
Where's Dan?
Captain? Captain, he's... he's left
He's not here, yeah, he's left!
Dan! Dan!
Where's my drink?
Don't run away, Dan!
The Chinese male in the white shirt running in the front, stay where you are!
Dan Li! I'll shoot if you keep running!
Don't come after me, I know I'm doomed
I don't deserve to be with you
I know... okay... I know it's all my fault I don't deserve to be with you
And if I do, I'll still be embarrassed even if the guys don't laugh at me!
I'm a retard, it's me... I'm so naive
You have so many boyfriends out there
Don't come after me
Freeze!
What is it?
Is it okay now?
Okay! Okay
I wonder if they've settled it inside?
They'll be out when they do Take it easy
Wallace Well?
Mr. Lamayah insists on going to the International Dragon Boat Race tomorrow
Are you kidding? Did you tell him it's highly dangerous?
Of course I did, he knows it's dangerous
but he's guests with political figures from other countries as well
It's a diplomatic engagement
and he believes it's a good political move
I couldn't convince him
I can only let you know
Okay, we'll be prepared then It's all in your hands now
Yes
Are you wearing a bullet-proof vest?
Of course!
We're not loaded today, it's all on you guys!
Which type of vest are you CTU people wearing?
Level 4!
Alpha team, report!
Safe!
Ready, fire!
We have a suspect, grey T-shirt wearing sunglasses, Chinese male
Charlie team, stay on him!
Take action if he makes a move!
Charlie team got it!
Go! Let's go!
Get out of the way!
He's here
Go! Go! Go! Open the door!
Straight ahead!
Start the car!
Fa, are you okay?
I'm fine... it hurts
but I didn't really think he'd shoot me
I asked you and you said you're wearing a level 4 vest
You have a 9mm, besides at this close range
the bullet haven't picked up velocity there's no way anything could've go wrong
But I know it'll hurt quite a lot
So that's how it works?
Thus I can stuff your airhead with a pillow and hit you with a few blows
and you won't die from that either!
Wallace, good thing you helped us out Thank you!
No worries, it's just ajob
Okay, stop shooting
According to the testimony taken from the sniper in custody
we've already arrested in Hong Kong
all the terrorists behind the assassination
Well done! I have both good and bad news
The good news is, Mr. Lamayah is very happy with our security work
and is giving us a gold watch each!
The bad news is, I've already declined
According to the anti-bribery laws we cannot accept any gifts
But I have another piece of good news
Mr. Lamayah will be officially leaving Hong Kong tomorrow
Thanks for all the hard work! Dismiss!
Hello? I would have called you even if you didn't...
I wish you a safe journey!
Me too, I'm glad you were my partner on this mission. Cheers!
Cheers!
Yiu Lai-fa! You cheeky girl! Caught you this time, didn't I?
Don't talk about anything else just introduce your new boyfriend to me!
Don't be kidding, this is my partner on my last case, world's top bodyguard
He even saved my life!
My CTU colleague, Felix
Hello! Wallace Hello
Nice to meet you Nice to meet you too
Well? You've come over to pay my bill?
Sure, sure, I know what to do
Wallace, right? My family's waiting for me
I'll chat with you later, okay?
Fa's a great girl... bye!
Bye!
You look at him, just ask him to pay and he'll leave instantly
Your colleague is quite funny
More like a pain, he makes fun of me
all the time
I don't really care for colleagues like these
Right, are you gonna be busy when you get back? More traveling?
After accompanying Mr. Lamayah back my contract will be over, and I'll be free
You're worried? You're so fit worried he won't renew your contract?
No, I don't want to renew it Why?
Maybe I want to take a rest?
To travel?
Maybe, but it's boring traveling alone
Do you have time?
How can I, I don't have any leave
Maybe you'll have some later?
You have to fly around to get jobs I think it'll be difficult to meet up
You never know Maybe we'll see each other soon
I think it's better that we don't
Why?
In case you have to protect some important political figure
and I'll have to take another bullet!
Do you have to bear such a huge grudge?
Women are like this, beware I'll bear it for life
Remember it carefully then
Have a drink! Cheers
No, no, no. Help, help
Hey, is it okay?
Cool! Great!
Incredible! Great!
She's coming Get ready
It's okay to look but don't embarrass me
Why are you so late? It's okay I just finished
I just need to take care of something... wait
What's up Captain?
The stall's all yours tonight, Quickie
Also, Mr. Chan will be here at 7pm reserve a good space for him, okay?
Okay
Also, Cocky! Yes
Chub Chub Hot Pot's Chubby said you parked in his place yesterday
Be more careful tonight and don't make a scene
Okay, okay
You're lucky tonight cause
I've already arranged it with the dessert shop's Mr. Chan
He'll supply you all with sweet soup
as midnight snacks for tonight
Thank you Captain Enjoy yourselves
Have fun I'll get going then
We can go now
Have a good trip Bye, Captain... Enjoy yourself
What are we doing here?
Dating Here?
Normally, people would go karaoke or to the Peak, but I don't do these things
That's why I'm taking you here
So what are we doing here?
I took you here so we could watch the skies
Watch the skies? Don't you do it at night?
The buildings here are so tall
they literally block out half the sky
Look! I like this feeling especially here
Really? You feel it's special too?
Let's get out and take a look... Come!
Where are you taking me? Come with me!
Shirley, fancy bumping into you
What are the odds of that?
Yeah, let me introduce my new girlfriend, Sam
My ex, Shirley
Well, what are the chances of that How have you been? Good?
I'm fine
That's great, you're fine, I'm fine
I have to thank you for teaching me how to get back on my feet
when I was in the pits... okay
I'm doing well both love-wise and at work How about you? Why are you by yourself?
No one's with you? Was there a breakup?
Excuse me, I'm meeting someone
Excuse me, thank you
Now that we're done with dinner where should we go for the night?
What do you say? Back to your place?
I'm tired
Tired's good, we'll go back and have coffee
I don't have any more coffee
That's okay, there's a great match tonight I'll watch it with you?
Your television must be broken?
Actually, I have a report I need to do and I have to go home and rush it
Oh, I see, what a coincidence
Exactly, let's do it next time
You have to get more coffee next time
Okay, I'll drive you home
Okay
Wait
Hi! Hi
Why are so late?
Yeah, and you also? Yeah
Have you finished all the instant noodles and the soya bean milk at your place?
I've bought some, come and get it
Really? Yeah
Great, great
I've picked up your pants from the dry cleaners and I've patched a tear
Oh... thanks! Great, great, great... thanks!
You seem to be quite happy tonight?
Yeah, you could see that too?
Yeah, why?
Go
What?
Sorry. Hello?
Where have you driven to now?
Oh, okay... me? I miss you
Yes, of course it's true!
You... you still have to work?
Drive safely, I'd be heartbroken if anything should happen to you
Hey, what are you guys doing?
I'm... ironing the sofa I'm practicing Chinese Kung-fu
I'm asking you, why practice in my home?
Right... I was practicing in my room why am I here now?
Yeah, you were in your room why are you here
and still not back there yet?
I... I'll practice in the bathroom! Wait! Wait!
Answer me Is your Captain dating someone lately?
Oh, yeah, yeah
Really?
Really, you wouldn't believe me
in fact she's the goddess of his dreams very high class!
Have you seen her?
Yeah! All the bros too... Good-Iooking
Sexy... and she's a madam too
If there's a beauty pageant for cops she'll definitely win!
She's that great? Absolutely fabulous
Are you paying that much attention to her?
No... not really, I'm not, it's just hearsay
They say Captain's really serious
and he doesn't even mind losing couple years of his life
Who's so early?
Good morning! Good morning!
Good morning
You've finished all the soya milk and instant noodles... stocking up?
Since it's normal business I don't have a choice... I've gotta go
Instant noodles are 10 dollars soya milk is 20, pay up or leave
You've memorized it quite well!
Okay, I won't mess with you anymore Who's messing with you?
You don't need to pay for having noodles? And milk too? Pay up now!
But it doesn't have to be this expensive?
Don't have any if you think it's expensive The supermarket downstairs is out-of-stock
You seem a little strange today
Whatever, I'm not arguing with you What about my bag of clothes?
Really, what's wrong with her today?
I don't know Give me some of that
Have a couple more
Hey, a 100 bucks!
That much? For this bag of trash?
Too much? I'll throw it out for you! 50!
Okay, I'll pay you back before I die
Open the door please
What's wrong Go away!
Fa, is something wrong with you today?
What's wrong with me? I could kill a couple tigers
and even take a few bullets to the chest!
Usually if Stud Keung comes over you'll let him have everything
Today you're asking him to pay you and also at an outrageous price too
Did I? You're denying it?
10 bucks for a pack of soya milk 20 for instant noodles
and a 100 bucks for his clothes you've picked up from the Laundromat?
I know why! You were alright until you found out he's dating last night
and so took up the art of Szechwan?
What art of Szechwan?
Changing faces!
You have committed the ultimate of the seven hates of women
Jealousy!
Are you sick? I'm jealous of him?
I won't even bother
Another woman has fallen into the bottomless pit
It's so creased, what's wrong with that Fa
Whatever
What on earth?
What's wrong with you?
Nothing
You can't deceive people, spill!
What are men
You sound so bitter, tell me what's up
But that's just it, when they're after you they'd do everything and say anything
And once they've got you
they want you waiting on them as if you were meant to!
That's the men's problem, not the women's
Anyways, men are in the wrong!
Good-Iooking and sexy? Would you get this lucky?
I hope he gets dumped when she's done with him and walked over
and then dumped again We'll see if he'll still be this arrogant!
You're so evil
Come to think of it, men deserve it
Don't let him off easy teach him how powerful women can be!
You're drunk
No, don't talk about me anymore
Let's talk about you and Yeung Sir
Well, how are you and the moron?
So far so good
Good, congratulations! Hope you clear things up and be rid of Yeung Sir soon
Thank you
You said you're meeting the moron here?
Where's he?
Sam Hello
The moron?
How funny is that? Why are you here?
What's up? You know each other?
Yeah, very well too